I told Ashley that she’s “The number one girl in my eyes.”
Then I had to carefully explain that this did not mean that she should boop me in the glasses with her snout.

Pretty good Pete Townshend interview. This line spoke to me:
“… rock ’n’ roll is really good at dealing with the difficulties of aging. Watching Keith Richards onstage, trying to do what he used to do — it’s disturbing, heart-rending, but also delightful.”
Source: NYT
🎶 And then I saw her snout, now I’m a believer. Not a doubt of trace in my mind. Then I saw her snout. Oooooooo! I’m a believer, I couldn’t leave her if I tried… 🎶 #dogsofmastodon
The pandemic is bad, but one bonus of avoiding public places is that I hear almost no Christmas music—which means that I’m not already tired of it before I’m ready to listen to some.
Now listening to Vince Guaraldi’s Peanuts Christmas album.
I can’t cancel my Spotify subscription—I never had any interest in subscription-style access to music, so I never signed up.
(Also, as an aside: A podcast is an RSS feed of MP3 files. If it’s not that, it’s not a podcast.)
For years I heard the lyrics of the Rolling Stones song “Black Dog” incorrectly. I thought it was:
I don't know, but I've been told
A beetle-age woman ain't got no soul
The main problem here, of course, is that I have no idea what’s meant by “beetle-age.” I mean, is it the lifespan of a typical beetle? Or is it the whole epic since the appearance of the order Coleoptera? Or, for that matter (given the date of the song) is it something about the “Age of the Beatles”?
I was puzzled for years.
I recently added the song to my workout playlist, so I’ve been listening to it more lately, and I’ve realized that I had misunderstood the lyric. It’s actually:
I don't know, but I've been told
A beetle-egg woman ain't got no soul
This makes a lot more sense.
Just sharing this for all the other people out there puzzled by song lyrics. We should have a support group or something.
At Big Grove for Pride Day. “Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.” With @jackieLbrewer and Rosie.
Most years, as the winter gloominess lifts, there comes a day when I think, “Hey! Things are just fine! I feel good!” Although I worry just a little that I’m being premature here—in Central Illinois it’s entirely possible to have a whole winter’s worth of snow and cold weather in the first month or two of spring—for me this year, that day was yesterday.
In fact, today I’m just a bit manic—enough that I think Jackie was finding me something of a pest, although she bore up well. (It’s worth mentioning here that my manic—as manic as I ever get—is really quite calm. Let me put it this way: an average person on a day with an ordinary mix of good and bad news probably goes through swings of emotion that cover my entire annual range.)
Jackie and I have been re-watching the TV series “Chuck,” and last night we got to the episode where Chuck and Sarah have finally gotten together—the episode that ends with Chuck suggesting that he’s found the song to be Sarah’s favorite, a song by Nina Simone. I don’t have a recording of her version, but I some years ago grabbed a recording posted by fellow occasional Wise Bread writer Nora Dunn performing “Feeling Good,” which is still there at Nora’s site, and which I commend to your attention.
When I lived in Ft. Lauderdale (this would have been the early 1980s), there was a local radio station with what they called “Twofer Tuesday,” where they played two songs by the same artist, followed by two more by a different artist, and so on throughout the day.
I enjoyed it. Of necessity it eliminated the one-hit wonders. As performed by the DJs on that station, it produced a nice mix of newer and older stuff—most of the twofers had a recent hit followed by an older hit by the same performer or group.
A few years back, I spent some time trying to make an iTunes playlist that would give me twofers, and finally came up with something that was sorta okay.
I did it in two steps:
First, I created a smart playlist for each artist that I wanted to hear twofers from. The basic playlists was “Artist contains artist-name,” “Rating is greater than 2 stars.” Then I limited it to 2 songs, selected by random. (That didn’t quite work—it gave me a single instance of the playlist. To fix that, I added a third rule “Last played is not in the last 2 days,” so that once I played a song it would drop out of the playlist and iTunes would give me a new song for next time.)
Second, I created a folder for all those playlists, and sorted that folder by Artist. Voila: A twofer playlist.
Except for the fact that it always plays my twofers in alphabetical order, it works great. (If you randomize it, it doesn’t group the two songs by the same artist together, which defeats the whole idea.)
Here’s the list I’m playing right now. (If you’re adequately OCD, you’ll notice that I won’t get my Alison Krauss’s played together, because the second one is credited as “Gillian Welch, Alison Krauss, and Emmylou Harris,” so it’s sorting between Fleetwood Mac and Huey Lewis and the News. I’m okay with that.)
Lord Grenville Year of the Cat Al Stewart
On the Border Year of the Cat Al Stewart
Teardrops Will Kiss the Morning Dew Two Highways Alison Krauss
Hello City Gordon Barenaked Ladies
If I Had $1000000 Gordon Barenaked Ladies
Paperback Writer 1 The Beatles
Hey Jude 1 The Beatles
The Stranger The Stranger Billy Joel
Only The Good Die Young The Stranger Billy Joel
Down On The Corner Chronicle Creedence Clearwater Revival
Someday Never Comes Chronicle Creedence Clearwater Revival
Tulsa Time Just One Night (CD1) Eric Clapton
Rambling On My Mind Just One Night (CD2) Eric Clapton
Second Hand News Rumours Fleetwood Mac
Dreams Rumours Fleetwood Mac
Didn’t Leave Nobody But The Baby O Brother, Where Art Thou? Gillian Welch, Alison Krauss, and Emmylou Harris
Whole Lotta Lovin’ Fore! Huey Lewis And The News
Walking On A Thin Line Sports Huey Lewis And The News
Something In The Way She Moves Best Of James Taylor James Taylor
Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight Best Of James Taylor James Taylor
Danger Danger Folk is the New Black Janis Ian
Passion Play Restless Eyes Janis Ian
The Town Crotch Thing a Week I Jonathan Coulton
Mr. Fancy Pants Thing a Week V Jonathan Coulton
Make You Feel My Love Heart of Mine: Love Songs of Bob Dylan Maria Muldaur
Midnight at the Oasis Maria Muldaur Maria Muldaur
The Nearness of You Come Away With Me Norah Jones
Those Sweet Words Feels Like Home Norah Jones
Jackie and I had a night out last night.
We went to the Art Theater to see “A Most Wanted Man,” the latest John le Carré film. Spoiler alert: What a depressing story! Good film, but geez.
After that we went to Seven Saints for Whiskey Wednesday and sliders. This has become our go-to night out while we’re living downtown, because it’s reasonably cheap—half-price whiskey—and not too many calories (as long as we don’t order waffle fries, which we don’t).
Yesterday was “Irish and International whiskeys.” The last two international Wednesdays I’d had Japanese single malts—once Yamazaki and once Nikka, both excellent. This time they were featuring an Irish whiskey from Powers Distillery, so I tried that. It was good, but not as good as either of the Japanese whiskeys (which are both as good as the best Scottish single malts I’ve had).
After sliders, we went to Dublin O’Neil’s, a newish restaurant that’s trying to go for the feel of an Irish pub. We don’t eat there much, because they bring way too much food, but on Wednesday evenings a bunch of local musicians show up for a jam session of Irish music. It’s an odd mix of people and instruments—there are many more squeeze boxes of various sorts than you’d usually put together in a band—but pretty good music played with enthusiasm. Last night there was also a flute, a fiddle, a 4-string banjo, and a guitar.
We ordered beers (Harp was on sale cheaper than Guinness, so we ordered that, although I think I’ll go back to Guinness next time) and listened to Irish music for most of an hour. The musicians were still going strong, but it was past our bedtime, so we headed home.